I've decided after the last spew of bile, it was time to lighten things up with more stupid personality tests. YAY!

Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid 34% Antisocial 34% Borderline 42% Avoidant 26% Dependent 34% Obsessive-Compulsive 38%

While I couldn't get the fucking html to work right in the above table, I also got a score of 82% for schizo and 86% for schizoid.

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YAY! I'm a schizo! That explains everything, now doesn't it? :)

INFJ - "Author". Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality. 1.5% of total population.

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I knew this already.

Jung Ideal vs. Real Test Introversion |||||||||||||||||| 73% |||||||||||||||||| 80% Extroversion |||||||||||| 46% |||||||||| 40% Intuitive |||||||||||||||||||| 86% |||||||||||||||||| 73% Sensing |||||||||||| 43% |||||||||||| 43% Feeling |||||||||||||| 56% |||||||||||| 50% Thinking |||||||||||||||| 70% |||||||||||| 50% Judging |||||||||||||||| 63% |||||||||||||| 53% Perceiving |||||||||||||| 53% |||||||||||||||| 66% ideal you |||||| real you |||||| ideal type - INTJ, real type - INFP

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Hmmm, interesting. I do waffle between infj and infp. I'm on the line alot, but my tendencies are more infj typically.

I took a different test on the inbetween and got infj again. Figures.

Global Personality Test Results

Stability (33%) moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious. Orderliness (50%) medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun. Extraversion (26%) low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

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Most is true, some is not.