Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I'm not here to talk about hate.
No.
Hate has no place here.

It's time to talk about LOVE.

I love so many things right now.

Where should I start? I'm so bursting with love.

How about the psychological waiting game/experiment with the economy?
Can I hug all those people who have been sitting on their hands doing nothing?
Or can I send a big wet sloppy tongue kiss to the smiley heads who decide to lay off people merely out of fear?

I want to send them a nice big valentine.

Oh, and how about the love I have for all those nice stupid opinionated asshats that I complain about all the time? I just want to share my soul with them. A nice firey ass hunk of burning love.

Jesus loves you.
But I love you MORE.

Oh! And one of my favorites objects of affection--- winter. Complete with fluffy white color changing to black and chunky snow that never fucking melts for weeks on end even after it gets up to 60 and rains GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH I'm GOING to CRY!!!

(sob)

And I LOVE staying inside in a hermetically sealed apartment, breathing the same stale air over and over. Ah. Smells like last week.

You know what else I love about winter? Why the PLAGUE of Course!!!

Whose heart doesn't melt at the thought of being dizzy and filling garbage bags full of snot for days on end while playing fever temp bingo with friends and having dreams that would be too disturbing for a late night movie plot?

GOD I'M SO LUCKY!!!

I LOVE ALL OF THIS! SO BURSTING WITH LOVE!!!

And naturally, I love tea. endless gallons of it. and tissues.
BIG HUGS ALL AROUND MY FRIENDS!!!

Let's all sing a nice song, shall we?

I love all of you
you fucking bastards
I want to hug you until
your heads explode
DIE DIE DIE
Fuck everything
but lovingly
and sweetly
you complete me.

Fuck you with pretty pink hearts
and bows
I hope you choke
have a cup of mucous
I made it just for you
with love

Will you be my valentine
and impale yourself
on the closest kitchen implement you can find
so I don't have to get mine dirty?
I LOVE YOU!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE
HUGS HUGS HUGS
DIE FUCKERS
LOVE.

Yay.

Happiness to all.

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