Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter when you speak.

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.

This wisdom from the surrealist compliment generator:
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

other fun crap to waste hours of perfectly good life with:

http://www.willa.com/tealeaves/index.htm

http://hermes.lincolnu.edu/~focal/scripts/mallacht.htm

http://www.robobunny.com/cgi-bin/dislexicon

http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/


Nar.